Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning?
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?

Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters ...

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : By Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ?
Husband : File system is full.

Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ?
Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.

Wife : What is my value in the family ?
Husband : Unknown Virus.