family problem
FAMILY PROBLEMS ...
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my
situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up
daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
and my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother,
had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my
father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which
made him my
wife's
grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now
the
half-sister of my
son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child,
whose
stepsister is
my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
my wife is
her own
child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my
OWN
GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my
situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up
daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
and my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother,
had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my
father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which
made him my
wife's
grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now
the
half-sister of my
son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child,
whose
stepsister is
my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
my wife is
her own
child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my
OWN
GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"