long long time ago there was a perfect man and a perfect womanthey met each other and had a perfect date. soon after, they married and were a perfect couple. one day the perfect couple went out for a perfect day out. on their way back, they saw santa claus lying on the roadside seriouly injured. Being perfect man and woman, they carried santa claus into their car and drived towards hosipital. Unfortunately, they had a serious road accident on the way. One of them was seriously hurt. Guess who was hurt? It must be the perfect woman, because santa claus and perfect man are not real.

现在是3点44分距离邓可发此帖已经有5小时零8分钟，居然还没有得到红桃 我seriously为这里的版主担心