【少儿不宜】一对中医博士生要结婚了,男士姓龙,女士姓陈。一对中医博士生要结婚了,男士姓龙,女士姓陈。导师为他们撰写了一副新婚对联,专业性很强,看后人人叫绝。上联:龙骨一根,退烧止痒又生津。下联:陈皮两片,消肿化痰还解渴。 横批:一日见效 !
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A daughter asks her mother, "What is a Nymphomaniac?"
"It's a female who's addicted to sex." she replies.
"I see...but what about men who are addicted to sex? What are they called?"
"....Men."
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看到你题目知道肯定是那个段子= = @小妖霖霖
但看到少儿不宜还是忍不住点进来确认下orz。。。
手贱星人??师太我被你传染了。。。
手贱星人??师太我被你传染了。。。