【其它话题】为什么瞧不起希腊人朋友从希腊出差回来，对着我大吐苦水。严重投诉说他从此改变对欧洲人民的良好印象，从即日起严重鄙视希腊、意大利、西班牙、葡萄牙等欧猪国家。
我没有去过希腊，但是知道这个西方文明发祥地有着悠久的历史、灿烂的文化、动人的神话和一支曾经一鸣惊人的足球队——甚至在2004年获得过欧洲冠军。那里有着号称全世界最低的Pm2.5值和传说中黄金圣斗士们誓死维护的雅典娜神庙，一度在我迷恋星矢幻想着勇闯十二宫的时候成为我的梦中国度。
现在这个国家已经被周立波称为“垃圾”了，我查了一篇关于希腊现状问题的分析，发现现在这个充满着神话色彩的国度真得只靠神话在过日子了：
希腊退出欧元区开始越来越变成一个实际的可能性。 既然国家整体经济形势已经到了危机重重的地步，现在的希腊人应该是勒紧裤腰带，火热朝天地努力工作，建设祖国。但实际上，现在希腊人民除了寻欢作乐，就是“勤快”地上街抗议。
别告诉默克尔，我们还在寻欢作乐
一个只羡渔夫不羡富翁的发达国家，为何走到众叛亲离的惨境？经济学者何帆曾撰文这样描述希腊人的好逸恶劳：
日历上只有十二个月，但希腊的公务员要求每年给他们开十四个月的工资。美国金融危机爆发后，德国人把退休年龄延长到了65
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吐槽一下，游历欧洲的时候，唯一丢东西的地方在希腊。
不是自己不小心丢的，是被偷走的。
附赠两头牛的笑话～
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
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