男性专用PMS女友终极生存宝典 (共勉)PMS or ‘Pre-Menstrual Syndrome’ (bet some of you got that wrong) is probably one of the worst times to be around a woman, any woman. And for guys, it is a time where every step you take with her is likely a land-mine, waiting to explode. So here is some essential information and guidelines for you to survive the next round of PMS! DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. (more...)