看到个新闻。 太搞笑了。。。。这帮家伙自己做错了，让Fed来买单。真是撒娇都撒的恶心。 Andy Borowitz Sat Sep 8, 5:50 PM ET Demanding further intervention from the Federal Reserve to protect their endangered fortunes, thousands of the nation's leading hedge fund managers marched on Washington today. Dubbed "The Million Mercedes March," the protest was said to be the largest chauffeur-driven demonstration in the capital's history. Limousines started jamming the streets of Washington at approximately ten in the morning as irate hedge fund owners converged in front of the Federal Reserve building to demand stronger action to protect their imperiled riches. Chanting "No Rate Cut, No Peace," the furious money managers were pepper-sprayed by police as their protest threatened to take a violent turn. Tracy Klujian, a hedge fund manager from Greenwich, Connecticut, said that simmering anger in the hedge fund community was "a powder keg" waiting to explode. "We have yet to see the ripple effects of this crisis," (more...)