首先，我共下单了两件物品，一个EL的sample日霜8块，和另一件物品一起共计56.9。我本身有50块的voucher，老公送的，信用卡付款6.9---此为背景。
然后，今天收到Lazada的email，copy如下：
Dear XXX,

We are trying to call you at this number XXX however we understand that you may be busy and hence we could not contact you.
We wish to apologize that we were forced to cancel your order 300334849 for the item Estee Lauder Advanced Time Zone Age Reversing Line/Wrinkle Creme SPF 15 Dry Skin (5ml). The seller informed us that the item was out of stock while the order was being processed.
Your refund will be initiated within the next 24 hours and we will notify you via separate email once the refund has been completed.
接下来巴拉巴拉表示送我个code，满50减15好像，7月前过期。（内心OS:我根本不稀罕好么？）

槽点一来了，我根本没有收到Lazada的任何电话好嘛？短信通知没货了也没有。这么红果果地空口说白话我表示佩服、佩服！仔细研究研究，还真是挺讲究语言艺术的，第一句就是trying to call you，表示他们是万般无奈因为联系不到我才不得已cancel这个产品，多么无辜多么无奈，受气小媳妇的形象宛然跃入眼帘。
槽点二，退款就退款呗，我一看另一个邮件，气得都笑了
Dear XXX,
We would like to inform you that the refund amount of SGD 0.97 for your product(s) listed below from order 300334849 has been initiated.
Ordered at: 2015-04-12 00:47:58
Order number: 300334849
Product Name: Estee Lauder Advanced Time Zone Age Reversing Line/Wrinkle Creme SPF 15 Dry Skin (5ml)
Item Number: ES726HBACDZHSGAMZ-114151
Quantity:1

好嘛，8块钱的东西只退我0.97了，好有经商头脑哦，赞一个！
吐槽完毕，给Lazada反映了，看他们怎么处理。。。

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该帖荣获当日十大第7，奖励楼主6分以及9华新币，时间：2015-04-16 22:00:04。

可问题是，voucher也是钱哪，不买这个日霜我也可以用于别的产品。

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