一位本地人刚发给我的笑话：Chinese man taking a loan
GOOD ONE!!!
> > Chinese man taking a loan
> >
> > A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
>
> > officer. He tells the loan officer
> > that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to
>borrow
> > $5,000. The bank officer tells
> > him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the
>
> > Chinese man hands over the keys to
> > a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces
>the
> > title and everything checks out.
>
> > The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
>The
> > bank's president and its officers all
> > enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> > collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
> > of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage
>and
> > parks it there.
>
> > Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the
>interest,
> > which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
> > "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
>transaction
> > has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
> > While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
> > multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
> > you bother to borrow $5,000?"
>
> > The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car
>for
> > two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
> > when I return?"
> > Ah you see, the mind of the Chinese...
> >
>
注：十五美金在纽约市区只够停车最多一二小时而已，他老兄平平安安停了半个月！
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